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"People often ask me if I've ever considered doing porn. Well, I'm already an actress, so I guess I'm halfway there!"
- Emma Watson
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Watching Porn.
I hope they stay together.
Saw a porn film last night. A woman was giving a hand job to a joiner, a plumber, an electrician and a plasterer...
It was called, "Jack Off All Trades!"
I googled 'Rorchsach Test', but all I got were a load of pornographic pictures.
I hate those things that pop up out of nowhere when I'm watching porn.
Co-workers.
I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting
He said this is his home security camera.
Q: What's the difference between git and github?
A: It's the difference between porn and pornhub.
I have a HEALTHY porn addiction.
By healthy..... I mean, it's my #1 source of exercise.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and porn hub?
Disney + wants you to hate your stepmother.
Whats the difference between a porn flick and a Hollywood movie?
They only show the gag reel at the end of the Hollywood movie.
I got fired for not embracing diversity enough.
Showing my pornhub search history didn't help.
Aliens are probably monitoring our media.
98% of the internet is porn. Maybe they're not giving us anal probes. They're just trying to speak our language.
Good news...I just landed a role in a movie. Bad news...It’s a porn movie and I’m the husband going to work.
TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn the TV on to the tennis and shut your eyes.
During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless..
Girl: What the heck are you doing??
Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called "buffering"
Origami porn is in creasing on paper view.
Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and a porno?
At the end of the porno everyone was satisfied.
I have the body of a porn star.
All my clothes say XXX.
What’s does a Harvard applicant and a Pornhub applicant have in common?
Prentending to be bi for diversity points.
What does a bisexual porn star do at work?
Fuck all.
I saw a ballet themed porn the other day.
It was 'Fucking en Pointe'.
I saw my first porn film last week.
I couldn’t believe how young I looked.
WARNING: If you get a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
Plaese warm yu frends!
I finally did it!
I got a role in a porn!
I'm the husband that goes to work...
Dating me is fun. You get a comedian, a mental patient and a pornstar all in one.
If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
“What’s your favorite category on pornhub?”-Me, flirting
It takes me 25 minutes to find the perfect porn to finish to in 25 seconds.
Home alone! You know what that means? Porn with volume!
I just got done filming a porno in my hotel room.
You can find it on the net. It’s called “drunk guy jerks off in a hotel room and then cries”.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
If You Need A Job Just Do Porn.
I just found an origami porn channel.
But it's paper view only.
I was watching porn last night when my grandmother suddenly walked in.
It was an awkward way to find out what she did for a living.
Ya'll wanna come over and watch porn on my big screen mirror?
I watched my first porn movie last night..
Man I looked young back then...
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
well Larry Flynt died.. he had some interesting porn magazines.
You know you're getting old when you watch a porn film & think, that bed looks really comfortable!
I was watching a porno and it was just this fat dude crying and jerking off
then I realised I hadn't turned my computer on yet.
I heard pornhub plant a tree for every 100 videos watched.
I guess I’m gonna “single handedly” save the planet then.