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"People often ask me if I've ever considered doing porn. Well, I'm already an actress, so I guess I'm halfway there!"

- Emma Watson

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- Updated: 2024-07-20.




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  2. Watching Porn.
    I hope they stay together.


    Saw a porn film last night. A woman was giving a hand job to a joiner, a plumber, an electrician and a plasterer...

    It was called, "Jack Off All Trades!"


    I googled 'Rorchsach Test', but all I got were a load of pornographic pictures.


    I hate those things that pop up out of nowhere when I'm watching porn.

    Co-workers.


    I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting

    He said this is his home security camera.



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  4. Q: What's the difference between git and github?

    A: It's the difference between porn and pornhub.


    I have a HEALTHY porn addiction.

    By healthy..... I mean, it's my #1 source of exercise.


    What’s the difference between Disney+ and porn hub?

    Disney + wants you to hate your stepmother.


    Whats the difference between a porn flick and a Hollywood movie?

    They only show the gag reel at the end of the Hollywood movie.


    I got fired for not embracing diversity enough.
    Showing my pornhub search history didn't help.



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  6. Aliens are probably monitoring our media.
    98% of the internet is porn. Maybe they're not giving us anal probes. They're just trying to speak our language.


    Good news...I just landed a role in a movie. Bad news...It’s a porn movie and I’m the husband going to work.


    TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn the TV on to the tennis and shut your eyes.


    During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless..

    Girl: What the heck are you doing??

    Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called "buffering"


    Origami porn is in creasing on paper view.



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  8. Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and a porno?
    At the end of the porno everyone was satisfied.


    I have the body of a porn star.
    All my clothes say XXX.


    What’s does a Harvard applicant and a Pornhub applicant have in common?
    Prentending to be bi for diversity points.


    What does a bisexual porn star do at work?
    Fuck all.


    I saw a ballet themed porn the other day.
    It was 'Fucking en Pointe'.



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  10. I saw my first porn film last week.

    I couldn’t believe how young I looked.


    WARNING: If you get a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.

    Plaese warm yu frends!


    I finally did it!

    I got a role in a porn!

    I'm the husband that goes to work...


    Dating me is fun. You get a comedian, a mental patient and a pornstar all in one.


    If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
    It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
    I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.



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  12. “What’s your favorite category on pornhub?”-Me, flirting


    It takes me 25 minutes to find the perfect porn to finish to in 25 seconds.


    Home alone! You know what that means? Porn with volume!


    I just got done filming a porno in my hotel room.
    You can find it on the net. It’s called “drunk guy jerks off in a hotel room and then cries”.


    The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.



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    I just found an origami porn channel.

    But it's paper view only.


    I was watching porn last night when my grandmother suddenly walked in.
    ⁠ It was an awkward way to find out what she did for a living.


    Ya'll wanna come over and watch porn on my big screen mirror?


    I watched my first porn movie last night..
    Man I looked young back then...


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  16. I've got the body of a porn star....
    All my clothes says XXXX.


    well Larry Flynt died.. he had some interesting porn magazines.


    You know you're getting old when you watch a porn film & think, that bed looks really comfortable!


    I was watching a porno and it was just this fat dude crying and jerking off
    then I realised I hadn't turned my computer on yet.


    I heard pornhub plant a tree for every 100 videos watched.
    I guess I’m gonna “single handedly” save the planet then.




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