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Watching Porn.
I hope they stay together.

Saw a porn film last night. A woman was giving a hand job to a joiner, a plumber, an electrician and a plasterer...

It was called, "Jack Off All Trades!"

I googled 'Rorchsach Test', but all I got were a load of pornographic pictures.

I hate those things that pop up out of nowhere when I'm watching porn.

Co-workers.

I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting

He said this is his home security camera.

Q: What's the difference between git and github?

A: It's the difference between porn and pornhub.

I have a HEALTHY porn addiction.

By healthy..... I mean, it's my #1 source of exercise.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and porn hub?

Disney + wants you to hate your stepmother.

Whats the difference between a porn flick and a Hollywood movie?

They only show the gag reel at the end of the Hollywood movie.

I got fired for not embracing diversity enough.
Showing my pornhub search history didn't help.

Aliens are probably monitoring our media.
98% of the internet is porn. Maybe they're not giving us anal probes. They're just trying to speak our language.

Good news...I just landed a role in a movie. Bad news...It’s a porn movie and I’m the husband going to work.

TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn the TV on to the tennis and shut your eyes.

During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless..

Girl: What the heck are you doing??

Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called "buffering"

Origami porn is in creasing on paper view.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and a porno?
At the end of the porno everyone was satisfied.

I have the body of a porn star.
All my clothes say XXX.

What’s does a Harvard applicant and a Pornhub applicant have in common?
Prentending to be bi for diversity points.

What does a bisexual porn star do at work?
Fuck all.

I saw a ballet themed porn the other day.
It was 'Fucking en Pointe'.

I saw my first porn film last week.

I couldn’t believe how young I looked.

WARNING: If you get a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.

Plaese warm yu frends!

I finally did it!

I got a role in a porn!

I'm the husband that goes to work...

Dating me is fun. You get a comedian, a mental patient and a pornstar all in one.

If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.
It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting.
I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.

“What’s your favorite category on pornhub?”-Me, flirting

It takes me 25 minutes to find the perfect porn to finish to in 25 seconds.

Home alone! You know what that means? Porn with volume!

I just got done filming a porno in my hotel room.
You can find it on the net. It’s called “drunk guy jerks off in a hotel room and then cries”.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

If You Need A Job Just Do Porn.

I just found an origami porn channel.

But it's paper view only.

I was watching porn last night when my grandmother suddenly walked in.
⁠ It was an awkward way to find out what she did for a living.

Ya'll wanna come over and watch porn on my big screen mirror?

I watched my first porn movie last night..
Man I looked young back then...

I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.

well Larry Flynt died.. he had some interesting porn magazines.

You know you're getting old when you watch a porn film & think, that bed looks really comfortable!

I was watching a porno and it was just this fat dude crying and jerking off
then I realised I hadn't turned my computer on yet.

I heard pornhub plant a tree for every 100 videos watched.
I guess I’m gonna “single handedly” save the planet then.