Blow off some steam.
"Oral sex is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're going to get, but it's usually pretty sweet."
- Tom Hanks
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-08-30.
Where the punchlines come fast and hard – Blowjob Jokes!
Blow off some steam with the funniest oral sex humor around!
Q: What's better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip!
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
A: The ten minutes of silence!
Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.
A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!