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"I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."
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"I'm not gay, but if I were, I would be the gayest guy you've ever met."
- Simon Cowell
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2024-09-15.
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Q: TWO GAY GUYS WERE HAVING SEX WHEN THEY BOTH DIE AT THE SAME TIME. WHO GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
A: The one who had his shit packed.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY COUPLE?
A: TOGAYTHER.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY MIDGET?
A: A lowblow.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY SCIENTIST?
A: A homo-geneous.
Q: HEAR ABOUT THE GAY ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED COP?
A: He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.
Q: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOBO AND A HOMO?
A: A hobo doesn’t have any friends, but a homo has friends up the ass.
Q. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY TRUCKERS?
A: They exchanged loads.
Q: WHAT DO DOCTORS PRESCRIBE FOR A SORE ASSHOLE?
A: Bengay.
Q. DID YOU KNOW 75% OF THE GAY POPULATION WERE BORN THAT WAY?
A: The other 25% were sucked into it.
Q. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO HOMOSEXUAL JUDGES?
A: They tried each other.
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY DINOSAUR?
A: Mega-sore-ass.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE HOMOSEXUAL LETTER?
A: Only came in male boxes.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE HOMOSEXUAL ELECTRON?
A: Went around blowing fuses.
Q: WHAT DOES A HOMO SAY TO ANOTHER GAY GOING ON VACATION?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Q: WHY DON’T GAYS SHOP AT SPORTS AUTHORITY?
A: Because they prefer Dick’s.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY VEGETARIAN?
A: He still eats meat.
Q: WHAT IS GAY PRIDE?
A: A group of homosexual lions.
Q: WHAT DOES ONE GAY SAY TO ANOTHER HOMO SITTING AT THE BAR?
A: Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Q. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A NOVEL IS HOMOSEXUAL?
A: The hero always gets his man in the end.
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ESKIMO AND A GAY GUY?
A: A snowblower.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOUNCER IN A GAY BAR?
A: Flame thrower.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY RABBIT? He found a hare up his ass.
Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE A HOMOSEXUAL?
A: When you make Justin Bieber look straight.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY BOXER?
A: Fruit Punch!
Q: WHATS A HOMOS FAVORITE PLANET?
A: Uranus.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANNOYING GAY MAN?
A: A pain in the arse.
Q: WHAT DID ONE GAY SPERM SAY TO ANOTHER?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?
Q: WHAT COMES AFTER 69 FOR GAY MEN?
A: Mouthwash.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY GUY WHO GOT KICKED OFF THE GOLF COURSE?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOMOSEXUAL DENTIST?
A: Tooth fairy.
Q: HOW DO YOU FIT THREE HOMOSEXUALS ON ONE BARSTOOL?
A: Turn it upside-down.
Q: WHY ARE MOST POLITICIANS IN THE CLOSET OR GAY?
A: Because they can only mandate.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY COWBOY?
A: A Jolly Rancher.
Q: WHY CAN’T GAYS DRIVE FASTER THAN 68MPH?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: HOW DO 5 GAY MEN WALK?
A: One Direction.
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"