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Life is like a fart - it stinks, but it's funny at the same time.
Farting is nature's way of saying, 'Let's break the ice!'
Sometimes, a fart is the only contribution you can make to the conversation.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2024-11-22.
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Laughing is the best way to clear the air.
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Making stinky jokes smell like roses.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Fart and the world stops laughing.
Why is love like a fart?
If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
What did the menstrual pad write on the “thank you” note to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Why did the fart miss graduation?
It got expelled.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
A fart is like success.
It only bothers you when it’s not your own.
I didn’t fart in front of my partner until we got married.
Her family wasn’t too impressed.
I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window.
It must have been bad — we’re flight attendants.
What do you get when an aristocrat farts?
A noble gas.
I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.
Unfortunately, I let one rip.
Farts are like children.
You don’t mind your own, but you can’t stand other people’s.
Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?
Because they didn’t have any Windows.
Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?
He was told that his jokes stink.
Why won’t the skeleton fart in public?
He doesn’t have the guts.
Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop.
One fly farts and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
I didn’t fart…
My butt likes you so much it blew a kiss.
What do you call a ghost fart?
A spirit bomb.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A bunny fart!
Why do you have to watch out for ninjas’ farts?
They’re silent — but deadly.
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