Arousingly Hilarious: Dildo Jokes and Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone.

Laughing Our Way to Pleasure.


A dildo a day keeps the doctor away... or at least makes the wait in the waiting room more enjoyable.

The only thing better than a dildo is a group of dildos.

I don't always use a dildo, but when I do, it's because my vibrator ran out of batteries.

Vibrator Jokes meme.
Vibrator Jokes meme.

Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated: 2025-04-14.




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  2. A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"


    What did the banana say to the vibrator?
    Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!



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