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My friend told me I’m dating a porn star. I said “no way”... He replied...
“Look at her, it’s all over her face”.

What's the difference between single life and married life?
When you're married, there's no volume on when watching porn.

In MILF porn...
There's always one motherfucker...

I must be getting old.
My favorite teen pornstar is now on the MILF sites.

I just bought PornHub Premium.
And now there aren’t any horny milfs in my area that want to have sex with me anymore.

Q: Why do Jewish guys watch porno movies backwards?

A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

I was watching porn last night when my mum walked in. Not the best way to find out what she does for a living.

Just watched my
first porn today.
I was so young
back then.😂

I’ve been watching so much porn lately, I think I broke my computer.
Instead of a Windows logo it just shows #metoo.

What's the difference between two policemen fucking in the back of their car and a cinema snack?
One is popcorn.
The other is cop porn.

A priest booking into a hotel says " I hope that the porn channel on TV is disabled " " No, it`s normal porn you sick bastard ! "

Q: What does a duck do when it watches porn ?
A: Quack off.

I asked a friend why she prefers Russian porn.
She said because Russian porn gets me Soviet.

A man had a problem...he was a virgin because he had a 25 inch penis...
After seeking consults from all the Doctors in his town and being told no one could help him, the man sulks and starts walking home. A homeless man sitting on the sidewalk noticed his forlorn appearance and asked him what was wrong.

"I have a 25 inch penis and none of the Doctors in town are able to help me reduce it."

"I know someone who can," replied the old man. "See, I was once in your shoes and had a 25 inch penis. Doctors couldn't help me either. Then one day as I sat at the lake pondering suicide, a frog hopped up on a lily pad and told me that if I asked him to marry me, that 5 inches would disappear from my penis. I know, it sounds absurd. But damn if it didn't work. You should go see him."

So the man goes to the local lake and sure enough finds the frog sitting on a lily pad. 'Here goes nothing...'

"Frog...will you marry me?"

"No," said the frog.

POOF!! 5 inches disappeared from his penis.

"WOW! It actually works! Frog....will you marry me?"

"No," replied the frog.

POOF!! Another 5 inches disappears. The man now has a 15 inch penis and thought that if he could just lose 5 more inches, he might just be able to take a woman to bed or even star in a porn flick. "I'll ask just one more time and walk away happy with a 10 inch penis."

So he asked the frog one more time. "Frog...will you marry me?"

"How many times do I have to tell you??? NO, NO, NO!!!"

The porn star reunion was fun, it was great to come across old faces again.