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Masturbation Jokes – Dirty Humor About Self-Pleasure.

Where Humor Meets Self-Love.


"Masturbation is like meditation – it's a way to connect with yourself."

- Alanis Morissette

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18+ nsfw Adult Jokes meme.

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- Updated: 2024-09-07.




  1. Masturbation Jokes: Find humor in the intimate moments of self-discovery!


    2. So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”


    If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand ?



  2. Laugh out loud, because laughter is the best release!


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  3. Masturbation Jokes: Cheers to spreading joy through humor – one hand at a time!


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  4. Wanking Jokes:Tickle your funny bone and set your hand in motion!


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  5. Masturbation Jokes: Laugh, relax, and embrace your solo performance!


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  6. Wanking Jokes: Unleash the comedy and give your funny bone a happy ending!


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