Laughing at the extra pounds, one joke at a time.
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.
I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see.
Big laughs for big bellies.
Fat shaming is wrong.
They have enough on their plate already.
I was watching a porno and it was just this fat dude crying and jerking off
then I realised I hadn't turned my computer on yet.
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
why do indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Hey fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
Where the jokes are as hefty as our punchlines.
What is a fat boy’s favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 100 pound of crack.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What do you call a fat chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Taking a light-hearted approach to heavy topics.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Embracing the curves of comedy.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
We're not fat-shaming, we're fat-laughing.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Serving up a buffet of belly-busting jokes.
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Because laughter has no weight limit.
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