Where good taste goes to die laughing.
I'm so ugly, my portraits hang themselves.
I'm so ugly, I tried to join an ugly contest, but they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.'
I'm so ugly, even my shadow refuses to follow me.
Where ugly jokes go to thrive.
Never let anyone tell you that you are ugly.
Because you know that yourself.
John planned a big orgy but accidentally only invited ugly people.
Nobody came.
Man i was so ugly as a kid.
Even the priest rejected me...
Do you ever looked at someone and think, "DAMN this guy is UGLY as FucK"?
Anyway, I'm getting rid of all the mirrors in my house.
I wish I was ugly for one day...
I’m tired of being ugly everyday.
Ugly jokes: because laughter is in the eye of the beholder.
My blow up doll is ugly as sin...
But she always manages to take my breath away.
Want to know the worst part about online dating as an ugly guy?
Fucking nothing.
If someone gave you $200 because “you’re ugly”, would you take the money?
Me: Absolutely! I’m ugly, not stupid.
I know I'm ugly...
As I get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was young,
her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
Celebrating the art of cringe-worthy comedy.
Your mom is so ugly...
That the world faked a pandemic just so she has to wear a mask.
Your mama is so ugly
Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
Ugly jokes: making the world a funnier place, one groan at a time.
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Because sometimes, the best jokes are the worst ones.
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Where ugly jokes find their true calling.
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Ugly jokes: for those who appreciate a good eye roll.
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Diving headfirst into the depths of bad humor.
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