NSFW Jokes: Embrace the Irreverent and Unapologetic Side of Humor.

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

A naked man broke into a church.

The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me."

I once knew a girl with a fetish for synnesthesia.
Eventually, she came to her senses.

I'm embarrassed by my donkey fetish.
Sometimes it makes me feel like an ass.

I knew my fetishes were getting out of hand, when I spanked a statue…
I had hit rock bottom.