Raising laughter and eyebrows in equal measure.
"I'm just a big vagina walking around!"
- Lady Gaga
"I have a big personality, and I think big personality plus a big vagina equals big success."
- Chelsea Handler
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-09-15.
Pussy Jokes: Because humor knows no boundaries.
Turning blushing cheeks into chuckling cheeks.
Boldly going where no jokes have gone before.
Vagina Jokes: Giving giggle muscles a new kind of workout!
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Cunt Jokes: Humor served from the feminine territory.
Bringing you the funniest and most taboo vagina jokes.
Making you laugh until your pussy hurts.
A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside.
Q: What do you call a newspaper with blood on it?
A: a periodic.
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly?
A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight!
Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented?
A: To separate the hairy from the dairy.
Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.
Q: What's the difference between a clit and a mobile phone?
A: Nothing, every cunt's got one!
Q: How do you know when your husband eats too much pussy?
A: When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut!
Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley.
Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?
A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn!
Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm?
A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!
Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister?
A: A spiral pussy!
Q: What do pimps and dogs have in common?
A: They both ate pussy.
Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth?
A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER.
Q: What do you call the space between the twat and the shitter?
A: Twitter.
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons?
A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too!
Q: What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes?
A: Cuntstubble.
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a public restroom?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you!
Q: What's the difference between balls and a pussy?
A: the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So that men will speak to them!
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather?
A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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