NSFW Jokes: Embrace the Irreverent and Unapologetic Side of Humor.

I snatch kisses and....

Vice versa.

When She Put Both Nuts In Her Mouth 🤤... Oh You A Squirrel 🐿

Masquerade parties are much more fun when you know the guy you’re fucking isn’t your husband 💕

I'm so torn on circumcision.

I mean, you're either foreskin or against it.

In Thailand, where on the woman's body is the clitoris?

Depends on the surgeon.

I hate those things that pop up out of nowhere when I'm watching porn.

Co-workers.

Anal, because happiness often sneaks in a door you didn't think was open.

I lost my virginity just to make my dog happy...

I'm not always the cunt.
Sometimes I'm asleep.

Every girl is a stripper if you wait outside of her window long enough.

all sex is casual sex if ur not wearing a bow tie.

My ass looks the best when I walk away

-me flirting

I strongly believe that women hide their clit on purpose just to blame men for not finding it!

I juss wanna get rich the same way y'all get pregnant:

fast & unplanned.

My safe word is "meatloaf," because I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting

He said this is his home security camera.

Momma said i can become anything,

So i became a fucking problem.

Why do Irishmen wear two condoms?
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To be sure, to be sure! 😛

Giving advice to an idiot is very much like gifting dildo to a girl...

You know they need it but they will throw it in your face and call you a weirdo instead.

Eat pussy, it's 100% organic.

STOP calling people broke for not having stuff you slept with that old man for .

What's the opposite of "young, dumb, and full of cum"?

"Old, smart, and can't trust a fart".

I watched a video on how to improve my foreplay

It wasn't too bad once I skipped past the boring part at the beginning.

I have a bird fetish.

I can scarcely contain my libido when​ I look at chicks.

Morning blow jobs .

Because it’s faster than making a protein smoothie.

My wife was telling me about an innuendo contest…

So I entered her!

Prostate exams may be uncomfortable but my dentist still insists I get them.

I have a HEALTHY porn addiction.

By healthy..... I mean, it's my #1 source of exercise.

I haven’t had sex in so long my foreskin is starting to grow back .

Husband was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in

Wife: (sobbing) You can't do this to me!

Husband: I know that's why I am doing it with her!

What’s the difference between Disney+ and porn hub?

Disney + wants you to hate your stepmother.

When she says "don't come in me" but you know she'll make a great single mother.

Q: What's 12 inchs long and snaps a cunt?

A: Your selfie stick.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me because she calls me her sixty second lover.

I sexually identify as a microwave meal! I’m ready in 3 minutes and look nothing like my pictures!

I'm going to start a vibrator repair service, and call it...

Inspect Her Gadget...

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

Firetruck.

My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.'

What the make love is she talking about?

Sex WITHOUT A CONDOM IS SO MAGICAL . A BABY Appears & The Father Disappears.

She told me she wanted 8 inches so I had to give it to her twice.